Best part: when she took her pull-up off one leg and kicked it off the other spraying poop all over the bathtub.
I then had to run Truman to the bus stop, leaving my house a poopy mess. Have I mentioned I'm pregnant? Just thought I let you know. Anyway how do you clean up poop with out a carpet cleaner? I don't know the best you can.
Next I decided (because I am an awesome mom) to make a big giant cookie for my kids for dessert tonight. We are having homemade pizza and I thought it would be fun to have a big pizza cookie too. Yeah I started making it and realized that I have no more Baking Soda (having used it all on the poop thing earlier). I decided to make Dillon go to our neighbors house (who we have never met) to get me a teaspoon of baking soda. Dough made I put it in the pizza pan, turns out our pan is a 12 inch not 14 inch who new. This is what my cookie looked like when I first started smelling something burning
And here is what it looked like when the time was up and it was supposed to be ready. Cookie anyone?
Bonus: now my house smells like smoke instead of poop. Remind me to never try and be a good mom again!
8 comments:
Oh man... what a day!
The poop would be enough to turn me into a blithering mess.
I thought you had that super duper steamer cleaner thing for puke and such. Did it not make it to Magic Valley with you?
You are a mom who loves her kids, does that best she knows how, and gives all she's got. That is a good mom in my book. (for whatever that is worth)
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Hope you have some poop free days before that kid pops out!
Did you pick a name from my list?
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You are definitely NOT a bad mom. Poop sends anyone over the edge. Chalk it up to one of life's experiences and next time you see Dennis have him tell you the poop story from his mom. It's just one of those days where everything goes wrong I guess. Like when you are in charge of Sharing Time and you just spent the morning yelling at your kids for one reason or another. You just do the best you can and that's all you can do!
Hope tomorrow is a better day!
lol. The fact that you had the presence of mind to take pictures during the day just makes me proud. :o) I love you Des, and think you are the bestest ever!
p.s. I hope you all ate that cookie, because in spite of the overflow it looks like something a kid would love!
Another chapter in the "Reading Puke and Poop Cronicles". LOL I love ya Des. You are a great mom, just think tomorrow will be a better day than today!! Hee Hee. By the way that cookie still looks delish to me!!
Wish I could be closer to help you!!
Whatcha gonna name that beautiful baby of yours?
Man, some days we all just get to be "Mom of the Year."
Hey! What are you talking about!?! That looks like my GOOD cookies! And I'll take burned over poop smell any day. Have you read Kelsey's poop story at the pizza place? It's on her blog.
You're not a "good" mom - you're a freaking FANTASTIC mom!
Hang in there...if you still have kids pooping and puking 5 years from now THAT will be bad - But, by then they can clean up themselves. Right?!?
Hang in there cutie!
Sorry...but...that whole story made me laugh...I know all about trying to be a "good" mom and it all blows up in your face! Hang in there...it's always funny looking back.
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